hummus puffs

A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled

Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs

Mom, can you make hummus puffs?

by J J street 2 November 21, 2010

hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

hummus

Hummus is a delicious Lebanese dip. It's usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. It's made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It's also great on steak!

ex. Could you pass the hummus?

by laurenwadad July 10, 2006

hummus

A dip/spread (commonly eaten on pita bread) made from mushed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice. Believed to have originated in the Middle East, it is popular in America with vegetarians and college students (no one else seems to know it exists.) It's quite good, and has a nice zing to it--delicious with lime tortilla chips.

Also spelled humus (one m), although this spelling can also refer to decaying plant or animal matter. When writing appetiser menus for formal banquets (especially those banquets including guests familar with horticulture), it is probably best to stick with H-U-M-M-U-S. (Though you must admit, H-U-M-U-S is bound to get a priceless reaction or two.)

First Horticulturist: Mmm, this spread is delicious. What is it?
Second Horticulturist: *check menu* ...Humus.

*the pair exchange looks of horror and faint dead away*

Passing College Student: *eats remaining hummus*

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Homus

An endearing term for a close friend

I knew I could count on you Homus, you're the best.

by Sausi July 12, 2007

Hummus Cummus

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017