Hold my beer

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital

We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".

by g1224 September 26, 2020

Hold my dick

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011

hold my purse

What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.

Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.

Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.

by Willyummm August 7, 2010

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017

hold my piece

To hold someone’s dick or fuck off

A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole

by Shameless_Douche November 30, 2017

Hold my AK

When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit

Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019