Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!

wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!

by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011

hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

hoffetts

what david hasselhoff's dancers are called.

bob:those hoffetts are really great.
wife:*turns television off*

by letusbeus December 10, 2006

Hoffesome

Hawf-suhm
–verb
The act of being extremely AWESOME.

Jesse P: Did you see what Matt H did last night?
Matt D: Ohhh I know dewd, doing work... He's pretty much Hoffesome.

by DrANKkNess September 1, 2010

nathan hoffer

Better than Adam showers

Nathan Hoffer is the best

by Ginger Boi is dead May 15, 2018

Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007

Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006