HOIT

The audible reaction one makes when stepping into the shower only to discover that the H2O flowing from the spout is at an unusually high temperature.

*Steps into hot shower, immediately singing skin* “HOIT!”

by hoylarone January 18, 2019

hofftastic

the word David Hasselhoff uses to replace the word fantastic

Your performance was hofftastic!

by menTrois September 12, 2009

hofight

Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.

hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)

by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010

hoeith

When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.

You're such a hoeith.

by Speigalman December 12, 2014

Holitics

The practice and theory of deciding which family a couple must visit during holidays throughout the year. More narrowly, it's achieving and exercising a position of power with both your significant other, your family, and his/her family to ideally get as much of what you want without disturbing the family dynamic.

Martin and Jane are working through the holitics of Christmas this year. They spent New Year's at his Mom's house, but she also wants Christmas Day. Jane's family wants Christmas Day as well, and so she suggests they spend Christmas Eve at his family. Martin, knowing Jane's mom will make life a holy hell if she gets snubbed, agrees.

by BattlestarDumbgantica May 15, 2015

hoity-toity

acting as if you are important

The hoity-toity girl walked by holding her Prada bag with her nose in the air.

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007