hippoquit

a hippoquit is someone who does one thing but says another but with a severe lisp

Man, Sally is such a fucking hippoquit

by hippoquits123 December 27, 2017

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrat

One who subscribes to the political philosophy of hippocracy, or rule by horses. Usually also an actual horse. (See: Gulliver's Travels)

"Hey?!" Hay is for hippocrats.

by Looseleaf March 4, 2010

hippohunter

some guy who like like really fat girls

my little sisters dad is a hippohunter

by kyle east September 17, 2007

hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

Hypocunt

An evil manipulative female who’s whole foundation is based on hypocrisy.

Carol Baskin is a huge Hypocunt.

by Kuhox2020 March 26, 2020