hijacking-off

When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.

"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Hijabi Bluetooth

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011

hilaracist

Something that is so blatantly racist that you can not help but break out in laughter.

At the tournament after the preliminary rounds, the teams were put into two separate divisions based on their success during the earlier rounds. I found the irony that the winning teams were put into the WHITE DIVISION while the losing teams were put into the BLACK DIVISION to be "hilaracist" as I couldn't help but to laugh and share the giggles with practically everyone nearby.

by The Gork January 3, 2008

hilarballs

Slang for a type of raucous laughter in which the balls jiggle uncontrollably. Can be experienced by a woman if her breasts (i.e. female balls) also jiggle uncontrollably.

That picture of the Spotted Dick you sent me was hilarballs! My testicles still hurt.

by OmniArtis November 26, 2010

Hilah

A Hilah is a smart,gorgeous girl with a crazyy personality.Her smile brightens up everything. She is someone who can be your bestfriend as shes so welcoming.
One of my bffs are called hilah and god dayumn shes so pretty and cute. Shes fierce with alot to say. Shes a very loyal friend

You are just like a hilah

by Aleena78927 December 17, 2017

Hilari

Hilari is the most amazing person you can ever meet an if u Have you will never met a girl who inspires you to be more in love .. If You can see your unborn children in her eyes she’s the one and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end. She has a fire in her that is sexy . She will fight for her life and if you fuck with hers you will regret it . She has a man that will do anything at all costs to protect her .

Hilari, you are the best thing that’s happened to me .

by The_RealCarlos 🤭 April 22, 2020

Hijab tan

A tan Muslim women get from wearing a hijab.

"You see Fatima with that hijab tan?"

by blogz123 June 7, 2021