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Hilari is the most amazing person you can ever meet an if u Have you will never met a girl who inspires you to be more in love .. If You can see your unborn children in her eyes she’s the one and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end. She has a fire in her that is sexy . She will fight for her life and if you fuck with hers you will regret it . She has a man that will do anything at all costs to protect her .
Hilari, you are the best thing that’s happened to me .
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hilari by scarllete December 2, 2022
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Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)

A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.

Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine

Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
Hilari by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025

Hilari-sterical 

half hilarious half hysterical. so funny. uber laughable.
Steven Tyler is hilari-sterical!!
Hilari-sterical by Mamma J October 18, 2012

hilarian 

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020

hilariocity 

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.
Did you see The Room? It's such a hilariocity.
The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest hilariocities of all time.
hilariocity by IAMtheAK August 8, 2016

Hilarious and original 

A reply to a post online that is so overused it is no longer funny, hence the intense sarcasm in both words
Post: Ayy lmao
Reply: Hilarious and original
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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