Hiberisonation

To hibernate and Isolate oneself nationally during a pandemic winter

It's too cold and hard to holiday during Hiberisonation

by BeliAm May 5, 2020

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hilaredy

morphing of hilarious and comedy. saves time so you dont have to say both of them, although everyone knows what youre talking about

dane cook is hilaredy.

by manali May 23, 2007

Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.

It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...

by Pay Per View August 9, 2012

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

hilaracist

Something that is so blatantly racist that you can not help but break out in laughter.

At the tournament after the preliminary rounds, the teams were put into two separate divisions based on their success during the earlier rounds. I found the irony that the winning teams were put into the WHITE DIVISION while the losing teams were put into the BLACK DIVISION to be "hilaracist" as I couldn't help but to laugh and share the giggles with practically everyone nearby.

by The Gork January 3, 2008

hilarballs

Slang for a type of raucous laughter in which the balls jiggle uncontrollably. Can be experienced by a woman if her breasts (i.e. female balls) also jiggle uncontrollably.

That picture of the Spotted Dick you sent me was hilarballs! My testicles still hurt.

by OmniArtis November 26, 2010