herses

A declarative third-person statement declaring that someone with an agenda or bad attitude, typically female, has been deliberately served with, or has taken something from the giver either knowingly or unknowingly. This can be negative or positive depending the context. Made famous in the hit single "Call Me Mother" by RuPaul Charles it is used as bravado. In a line from her most recent number 1 club hit, the reigning Emmy Winning Reality Show Host states to no one yet everyone who crosses her, or to someone who needs to be put in her place "...she already had hers, she been done had herses!"

"When I step into the room they know well what it do...oh she already done had herses...meaning I've already spoke with her personally and let her have it."

by Clever Marko October 30, 2017

ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Helgeson

self indulgence and hedonistic behavior exemplified by a handsome young intelligent male living life to its fullest. Side effects may include hereditary substance abuse and associated mental disorders.

"dudes gone helgeson on us... its a sad day for mother England."

by PenWrightly May 7, 2009

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

Hogan's Heroes

1. A Hit T.V. show series that showed in the early 1960's and proceded through the early 1970's. Which was about a bunch of Allied prisoners in a P.O.W. camp(led by Col. Hogan)in Germany During WWII which caused mass DESTRUCTION to the Nazi war Effort By tricking the Luftwaffe and Gestapo in numerous ways with out ever getting caught. Hogan's Heroes, definitely brought out the TRUE meaning of WWII.

2. Col. Hogan- one of the most extraordinary Colonels (An extreamly Smart person) or possessing super smart quick mental thinking under great pressure.

1.
-without Hogan's Heroes, Hitler would've positively won WWII with out a doubt in anyone's mind.

2.
-Maybe I can't beat him physically, but im definitely gonna pull a Col. Hogan on his ass.

by Kevin Ajemian July 22, 2008