herald angels

Guys named Herald that dress up like angels and perform at the fucking deuche bag Kodiak.

Herald angels: Welcome to heaven beeotch! Where you get dem shoes? Ooooh girl. Check out y wings and halo. Got that whole thing for 20 bucks. Beat that new angel bitch!

by faghag23 November 28, 2009

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019