A Joel Heyman

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..

"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."

by andThangs June 10, 2018

Doing a Paul Heyman

Saying things or actions that are very impossible from the start.
Just like Paul Heyman, saying that Brock Lesnar can take on Universal Championship and UFC's belt on himself.

Lover: I can take the stars, just for you to wish.
GF: You're doing a Paul Heyman again huh?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

sneaky heymann

The act of performing oral sex on a female and the the smell and or taste of her vagina is so horrible that it causes you to vomit in your mouth. Then you swallow the vomit and proceed to make out with her.

"Rueben was eating out lauren and her pussy was so smelly that he pulled a sneaky heymann."

by chuck minichino May 5, 2008

Heyman

Overly sensitive and politically correct people from the west coast.

Too many heymans here, I’m tired of eating all this couscous.

Be careful what you say around here, there are a lot of heymans that will think it’s offensive.

by Fluffinstufff March 28, 2021

Nigel Henman

the most wonderful thing on the face of this earth

nigel is everything and he's sweeter than cotton candy =P

by Annathalia January 29, 2004

Heymans

A noun that describes a man that attempts to fuck a goat but then decides to fuck another man instead

Geez dude! I could have gone to jail last night for animal abuse but i pulled a Heymans instead! Thank goodness!

by Pieter Poes March 5, 2015

Nigel Henman

The best pirate in Worthing.

"Yarrr, a fine pirate be there"

by Aimaimi February 6, 2004