Hemrosexual

A person who has a sexual attraction to Hemeroids (piles) or other people who have hemeroids.

Hey i think that guy is hemrosexual he's been looking at that piles patient for a long time

by im a pelican December 22, 2010

Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.

"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"

by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.

Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.

by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005

Bendosexual

A Bendosexual is someone who changes there sexuality constantly. This is not to be confused with a novosexual as brendosexuals are just going though a phase. Brendosexuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. They are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there sexuality. They are complete ass holes.

Bendosexual: I'm straight.

Person: ok... But wernt you gay yesterday?

Brendosexual: no, your imagining things, I've always been straight.

Next day

Brendosexual: I'm pan
Person: wernt you just straight?

Brendosexual: shut up! Nothing but love matters in a relationship.

Person: ok... Sure... How did you know u were pan?

Brendosexual: thought I was straight then I saw some people online talking about how cool being pan sexual was and so now I'm pan.

Person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? Like you don't know your sexuality?

Brendosexual: JUST GO AND KILL YOURSELF GAWD!!

Person: NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!! your such a Brendosexual!

by Aim4insane April 19, 2016

Herbosexual

You fuck plants

I love me some cactus ass, Ima herbosexual

by Micjael September 8, 2017

HoNOsexual

a 'HoNOsexual'
A word that is used to describe two men who are gay for each other in a jokingly way.
So instead, they use the term 'HoNOsexual' as in 'Oh it's not sexual'

Tom: Brian and I are HoNOsexuals.

Brian: Yes, indeed.

Then they proceed to have sex, but it is not gay. Because they claim to be 'HoNOsexuals'.

by NiNoNII May 25, 2019