hempetite

The increased appetite you experience from smoking marijuana.

"Where's Dave?"
"He's off getting a hempetite."

by Fortigin April 16, 2017

Hemiplegic Migraine

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.

Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

by ultravio-lence005 March 16, 2022

hemployment

a paid job that you can do while stoned.

I enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.

by BrewsLee March 6, 2017

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

humple

Much akin to the huggle that is so widespread, a humple is the same motion, only involving more leg movement (either one or both legs typically wrapped around the receiver.

* Alan_McGuire humples Ace.
<Ace> =)
<Ace> ok thats kind of odd
<Ace> lol
<+Alan_McGuire> lol

by Gawmonster December 22, 2008

Himples

Pimples appearing on your forhead that dont go away.

Greg had some himples on his forhead that it was like a hurricane had gathered straight on his head.

by herro pre May 27, 2010

The Hamburger Hepler Effect

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012