heffer

1.teen-age cow
2.cow on rockos modern life
3. an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl.

i only date skinny chicks and darla is a heffer, no thanks.

by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

heffer

1. A huge fat chick.
2. Jessica. also see jelly rolls, obese, fatso, big mama, etc. etc.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA, SHES A FREAKIN HEFFER!!!!

by Miss RUDE as Hell September 21, 2005

heffer

a baby cow
a person who eats a lot will turn into a heffer

Jack: "dang im hungery"
Kelly: "dang heffer!"

"dang that girl be stuff her face, dang she a heffer"

by britkneee December 28, 2005

heffers

its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.

"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.

by T dub444 May 23, 2005

heffer

An annoying fellow friend that gives you a pet peeve!

Jill !!! why you putting for stank feet on my bread.... You heffer!!

by Joh Nathaniel minus "iel" April 13, 2006

heffer

a fat

you heffer go eat a heffer

by hi August 19, 2003

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009