heavener

Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.

a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.

by bubbasparxxx February 10, 2008

Highbrow Harvester

While having sex via a "standing wheelbarrow" you wear a monocle and top hat and insert both of your raised pinkies into her anal cavity.

Any season is the right time for a divine highbrow harvester.

by Frazilliance Squared September 4, 2014

herpester

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.

by saintsgirl September 14, 2006

cum harvester

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.

Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

hatester

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.

"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."

by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

Heapster

The effeminate, little vegan kid, who works at your local coffee shop, and uses Imogean Heap as a soundtrack to his life.

Yo Terri, there's three blockheads trying to put the horns on my main girl over here at this party, get your flat mate kyle, and haul ass over here.

Sorry dude I'm going have to fly solo, Kyle's a heapster and couldn't even hold his own with a asyrnptomatic post-polio survivor.

by the terrman December 17, 2008

Harvester

An individual who, while being a member of an International supporters club, purchases tickets to International football games with no intention of going but still accumulates points in order to have first takings at a major tournament and denies fellow supporters the opportunity.

Big Dunky fae the North is a harvester, 20 pointer and has nae been to a game in years !! While I am stuck on 4 points !!

by The Boaby October 18, 2018