Bio-hazard

Someone who will give you their entire life story at the slightest provocation.

"She had me cornered for an hour, telling me about her childhood; she's such a bio-hazard."

by Pages2Type February 4, 2010

Water Hazard

An alligator or crocodile that lives on a golf course.

If you play golf in Florida, you have to be aware of the water hazards.

by frankiewashcloth May 10, 2010

fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

by nonplussed February 23, 2017

hazard fraught

Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it

Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month

by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013

the gooks of hazard

a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... they usually just use their nos powered roller skates

the americans wont have any trouble seeing us with their big american eyes

by scott wakeling April 11, 2003

Yellow Hazard

A sexual act in wich somone urinates in the mouth of another person and then makes out with them.

Last night i perticipated in a Yellow Hazard with your mom.

by Dixie Normus April 2, 2003