Josh Hawley speed

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawkers.

by K spesh July 20, 2008

Hawversation

The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.

I had the most confusing Hawversation with my tax accountant today

by dobieplan9 June 11, 2006

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

humor-hauler

One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.

Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!

by XC Penguin August 8, 2010

Hawker Hurricane

The most underrated British fighter aircraft of WWII - the true vanquisher of the Battle of Britain (1940). Hawker Hurricanes were of generally lower performance than the Supermarine Spitfire when it came to fighter-fighter combat, but these were very ideal aircraft for shooting down enemy bombers, and were much cheaper in production.

"The Hawker Hurricane did not deserve to be overshadowed by the Supermarine Spitfire."

by Dumb Historian July 28, 2020

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008