The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.
by dobieplan9 June 8, 2006