hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

HausersW0RLD

A serious canidate for Greatest Twitter Account of All Time 💯. Gets all the bitches because of his elite takes. And he owns CP0 😭😭😭😭😭

@HausersW0RLD is the GOAT of Twitter!!!!!

by Nate16 May 10, 2022

Ava Hauser

A man steeling ugly bitch who will flirt with every guy she meets

Friend : here comes Ava Hauser

You : didn’t she steel ur man last week

by Gugdj December 3, 2019

Madeline hauser

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

Adam Hauser

🐐

Adam Hauser: They playin soccer in my backyard
Everyone: I think I see Messi!

by epicfreshmansamofdxc February 10, 2022