Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

hateraide

When a person or group of unsuccessful people can't stop hating on someone who's wealthier, more successful and better than they are in every way imaginable. They are said to have been drinking (hateraide)- as to how long the hating lasts depends on how much hateraide they consume, which can be a lot.

The group of losers decided to hate on the most successful person. Must have been have been drinking that hateraide.

by rjd393 May 13, 2008

Haterater

Hate-er-ate-er
Noun. A person who hates someone or something for a stupid reason.
Haterate-Verb.

Tasha is a haterater because I don't take Biology.
I haterated Miranda because her boyfriend is wierd.

by i will haterate you December 10, 2005

hatervate

The motivating of haters

hatervate

by Cjon November 15, 2013

Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.

Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.

by Coch0026 May 25, 2014