harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 27, 2010

Happorny

When you feel so happy that you can sense a tingling in your genitals - much like you feel when you are sexually aroused. The happiness may or may not come from non-sexual activities or thoughts.

Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.

by snohvit October 16, 2009

poon harpoon

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".

"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"

by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006

slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010