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Hanukka Hangover

A hangover that continues to screw you well beyond the standard time, giving you a new gift of shame each day.

Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red

Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat
Oh god this hang over hand turned into a Hanukka hangover.
by COW PLOW July 8, 2012
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handurgers

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate
My friends are being handurgers
by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013
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Related Words
Hanzu Hanzun Hanzüt hanu hanz hanzala hanukkah Hangunder hanul hanum

Hanz & Franz

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.
Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.
by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004
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Hanz

hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.
vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"
by hanz_loves_2_danz September 12, 2019
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Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas
by andy1 September 9, 2006
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Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.
"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!
by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006
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Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.
Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"
by Lingin May 5, 2010
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