hanz

a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.
That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.
by mp_thug_for_life_yo August 31, 2006
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A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.
1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.
2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.
3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.
4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.
by hannah spanner January 08, 2007
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A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.
1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.

2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.

3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.

4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.
by Hanziee January 07, 2007
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by bobbywithasmallnobby November 24, 2007
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a kid with an afro who smells like meatloaf and plays with your mind
a kid who walks around with his nose in the air and his real name is jodie
makes creepy animated pics for nex.
megan says- hanz told me he was gonna be down here tomorrow
cassidy says- i know he told me that too
megan- says man that kid smells like meat loaf.
cassidy- says i know!
by megancass November 10, 2008
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Hanze

Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.
Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)
by seasonal diaspora October 12, 2018
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Hanz

hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.
vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"
by hanz_loves_2_danz September 12, 2019
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