The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
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by Allah February 2, 2005
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The Romantic and Epic relationship between Hope Mikaelson and Landon Kirby from the TVD Universe. They first appeared together during 'The Originals' final season episode 12 where their undeniable chemistry landed Aria Shahghasemi on the leading male role of spin-off 'Legacies'.
Hope and Landon are described as meant to be, endgame, etc. By the stars of the show Danielle Rose Russell and Kaylee Bryant.
They're also referred as each other's epic love on the show. And Landon is according to Hope, the person she loves.
Hope and Landon are described as meant to be, endgame, etc. By the stars of the show Danielle Rose Russell and Kaylee Bryant.
They're also referred as each other's epic love on the show. And Landon is according to Hope, the person she loves.
"I feel like Handon is endgame." - Kaylee Bryant
"They are very magnetic... so I feel like they will always find their way back to one another." - Danielle Rose Russell
"Landon and Hope are like... meant for each other." Kaylee Bryant
"They are very magnetic... so I feel like they will always find their way back to one another." - Danielle Rose Russell
"Landon and Hope are like... meant for each other." Kaylee Bryant
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Get the Glad-Handing mug.A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.
A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.
by Gigi Fabulous June 17, 2010
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That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi
Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi
Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3
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Get the Handing a pepsi to the police mug.A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
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