Hamulsexual 

When you realize you love your fishing buddy Hamul so much and have your sexuality changed to only loving Hamul.

I love fishing and playing putt-putt with Hamul! I realized I was Hamulsexual.

Hamulsexual by Vampire4U October 4, 2022

Handysexual 

Being attracted to someone who is skillful with their hands.

I’m handysexual for guys who build muscle cars.

Handysexual by Handysexual.com January 7, 2023

Hetro-Harrysexual 

When a heterosexual guy has one exception to the straight rule: Harry Styles

Peter: yes I am totally straight, but I would so let Harry Styles do me any day, I am so Hetro-Harrysexual

John: Guys don’t do it for me but I would so lick Harry Styles from head to toe, I definitely identify as Hetro-Harrysexual

Hetro-Harrysexual by Harry’slittlecherub April 11, 2021

hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce

Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.

hummusexual by scodder May 1, 2010

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

Harrysexual 

A person that is atracted to Harry Potter

"Wow Harry Potter os hot. I think i am Harrysexual"

Harrysexual by Harry's bae December 29, 2020

hazmosexual 

When someone expresses their sexuality in a way that you feel like you need a hazmat suit to deal with it.

When my roommate walks around naked on a tuesday at 2pm, he's being a hazmosexual.

hazmosexual by dimadeal October 30, 2011