Hamburgled

When you leave your lunch in the company fridge and someone swipes it.

My lunch is gone, I've been hamburgled!

by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009

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Hamburgered

Getting sandwiched but worse.

I just got hamburgered

by Hamburgered inventor November 4, 2020

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Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

by gank of america March 18, 2007

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The Hamburglar

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

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hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

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