BlownHard's definitions

Fried Cheeseburger Pancake

When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.

My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.

by BlownHard April 23, 2015

hamburglar

Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.

I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!

by BlownHard April 23, 2015