hafish

a person who is half of a fish.

hes a hafish

by _)_)_)__ June 17, 2018

Hagfish

1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.

1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.

by Birdmaster300 May 6, 2009

Hatfishing

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - he was hatfishing her."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway

Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish

by Anime280 February 22, 2017

HaloFish

The best of the best. #1.

HaloFish SO ROCKS!!

by HaloFish August 13, 2003

halvish

Halvish is half a beshlik, 2,5 grams of cannabis, only poor people use the word halvish

-Wanna buy a beshlik

- Nah dude i ain't got enough money
- Halvish?
- Ye sure then a can afford munchies aswell :)

by Ganja Is Life February 15, 2017

Hagfish

A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.

I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017