HAIRCUT

a word some people use when they are bored or freaking insane. usually said in a really weird way and sometimes yelled followed by pretending your two fingers are a pair of scissors twice in a row and making a sound that sounds like *tk tk*

1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRCUT!!! *puts up hands and pretending they are scissors and at the same time says *tk tk*

1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRCUT!!! *puts up hands and pretending they are scissors and at the same time says *tk tk* haircut

by merna16 November 8, 2009

Estonian Haircut

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021

Fuckboy Haircut

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017

Button haircut

A shoulder-length haircut (or bob) that makes the recipient look "as cute as a button."

Did you see Laura's new haircut? Isn't she as cute as a button?

Of course, she got a button haircut.

by bittenbythebug August 14, 2019

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.

Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.

by Lyndse November 5, 2008