haffog

Haffog is the secret way to say Faggot so that you don't get in trouble using it on text or out loud, it is also used as code word for someone you dislike.

Tom is such a haffog, look at the way he dresses. Tamara stole my last nugget, what a haffog.

by jacobkapux February 19, 2019

harold and kumar

Harold and Kumar is a very halarious movie espeacially when you are smokin'. In the movie Kumar gets a quater of Durban and he hides it in his M CATZ book. It turns out at the end that they get a whole pound from Bradley.

At night i smoke while watching Harold and Kumar smoke too. If i saw the movie sober i would just want to smoke and not watch that movie sober ever again.

by scott osbourne May 13, 2005

Harold

From the Latin word meaning king . A man of God's own choosing . He's the sweetest person you'll ever meet . He's funny intelligent thoughtful and sexy . He has a large penis and is very kinky and great in bed. People love Harold. He is the center of attention. If he is your boyfriend you are very lucky. He will go out of his way to spoil you. You will never want to let him go. When he loves, he loves hard.

Omg Harold makes me so moist.

by Tashanette December 21, 2016

Harold and Maude

The best love story ever. Period.
With the greatest soundtrack ever as well.

You know it's true.

Even Andy Warhol admitting to blubbering at the end of Harold and Maude.

by kikikikikikikiki May 18, 2008

Hamrog

A pompous computer "expert" that has no real world experience. The following are traits of a hamrog:

They only relate to text book concepts and facts regardless of real world experience and practices.

They consider everyone else to be a moron or idiot if they do not see eye to eye on a subject or issue.

They possess traits similar to an asshole.

This person, in reality, knows very little but thinks they excel in their area of knowledge.

"Dude, don't be such a fucking hamrog!"

by svensven January 6, 2009

Haroldrink

Greetings at a bar and a reminder to have a brew

Man walks up to the bar and a friend turns around and recognizes his friend and says, "Haroldrink!" and he does.

by tori13 November 7, 2012

Hairorexia

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012