heitger

1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.

"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"

by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020

storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

by t benzy April 10, 2003

Heritage

Person's background, tradition

It's against my heritage to ejaculate on cows.

by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010

canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

by Care June 18, 2004

Heitor

the love of my life.
crazy guy with a heart of gold.
hot headed but sweet.
concited but with reason to be.
would do anything for the people he loves.
altogether an amazing guy.

Michele loves Heitor with all of her heart.
Heitor, i promise you forever.
love always Heitor xoxo michele.

by mscarbral July 7, 2011

canadian heritage moments

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005

hewitt

the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.

Dude, slow down you're going to break your neck if you keep hewitting those stairs.

by Stevin October 21, 2008