Helpless executive syndrome

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

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by David Nyan November 26, 2020

Help

Something that a lot of us need but most of us don't/ can't get.

"I need help"

"Too bad it doesn't exist"

by Justanotherstrangeronline February 13, 2019

Send Help

When you want help.

Kyle: How are you doing man?
Brad: Send Help i've been kidnapped

by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

help im trapped in urban dictionary

help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches

help im trapped in urban dictionary

by Hehe I cheated February 23, 2021

Help me

No seriously I’m trapped help where am I

I think I’m in a car help me

by Meme-mentos March 24, 2020

helipenis

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

Dicks helipenis

by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014