haybag

(n.) Slang term for a female. Often used when a male is unsure of the nature of his relationship with said female. (i.e. friend, friend with benefits, benefits despite lack of friendship, girlfriend, fiance, wife by common law marriage, babymama, mistress etc.)

1. "What d'ya say there Boss. Did ya feel that earthquake last night...I woke up and the whole trailer was shakin'...I though the haybag was runnin' the washin' machine or somethin'.

2. "How's the haybag doing?"

"I don't know. I think we broke up cause she acts like she hates me, but every other night we're bonin'. She must have found out about my babymama."

by poop456 October 19, 2011

HayBaGabe

A name Denise made up for her Bother Jay in 2013.

Hey let’s go to HayBaGabe’s to swim!

by OneBadDen December 30, 2020

habachoobie

any sort of item, event, or person that can be disruptive to the normal routine of one's day.

Grace told the waiter that her order was "habachoobie" after food she was given was incorrect.

by footballhead4 September 24, 2013

Haybale

Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty

I had haybale with dat hoe

by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017

Haybaler

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister

Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"

by yourmoma May 14, 2005

habaccuc

A person with a very large penis. Very sexy. Often very nice a real gentleman one that sticks by someone through everything

Did Habaccuc help Ron?

by True dictionary September 12, 2016

Harbach

To make a frisbee golf shot while falling forward.

I tried to Harbach the shot but I missed to the right.

by Will Dwyer October 29, 2017