gustavo 

bestest of males

i wanna fuck a gustavo

gustavo by kinekosogayhegay May 28, 2020

Gustavo 

That one person that is just in the room. Usually very awkward and plays too much saxophone. He lives in a bad area. He also plays a lot of soccer and has no girlfriend. Gustavo is a weird person that can be easy to talk to when he’s not saying ‘noice’ or ‘fun’. Gustavo is also off the map most of his life. That’s all I have about a Gustavo. But we all know it’s very true

Gustavo is that one person in the room

Gustavo by Delano mec July 2, 2018

Gustavo 

A tall Spanish boi who kicks short gingers for no reason. Nicknamed Gutavo. He's good at every single sport without even trying. He has to wear size 13 Nikes (MENS size 13 Nikes) even at age 13. He has a way of getting out of math tests and science quizzes by pretending to be sick, even if he's not! He denies it but he's really gullible most of the time.

Person 1: Wasn't Gustavo supposed to write the math test?
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP

Gustavo by Rafael Alejandro Brakayangwm November 19, 2019

Gustavo 

Brother of the infamous Orvatsug. Sponge-kin promoted to God hood after sacrificing one half of his moustache to save the universe. From a homosexual alien fleet.

I worship Gustavo on a daily basis

Gustavo by _nigr0s September 1, 2019

Gustavo 

1. the really cool guy on drumline.
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus

Gustavo, when are you going to buy krystal her dinner and gatorades?

Gustavo by PRiNCESS KRYSTALLLL (: September 6, 2008

Gustavo 

A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.

Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.

Gustavo's water broke 10 minutes ago, but he's eating a banana.

Gustavo by YEAHIDIDIT1234 November 22, 2011

gustavo 

gustavo is bear who is trying to get into game called bea*

STOP POSTING GUSTAVO EVERYTIME

gustavo by car_bigman January 14, 2021