gurgi

its a poker hand, when you get 7 and 5 of the same suit, its called a gurgi.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: 7c, 5c<------the gurgi
john smith jr folds
Guss raises $1,800
PokerFace_2009 folds
KB Video raises $3,200
Guss calls
Dealing flop: 5d, 5h, 7s<----------gurgi flop
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss calls
Dealing turn: 9h
KB Video checks
Guss checks
Dealing river: Js
KB Video bets $3,000
Guss raises $6,000
KB Video calls
Guss shows 7c, 5c for a full house, fives full of sevens
KB Video shows Jc, As for two pair, Jacks and fives
Guss wins main pot $22,920<-----------gurgi win
Guss wins side pot $990
KB Video stands up

by loooongest pube October 7, 2009

Gergis

A massive stick of butter used to fight off dangerous koala bears.

Norby (look that up here) - Thank goodness I had my trusty gergis at hand! Otherwise I would have been a gonner.

Nim-Nimz - WOOKiE!

by Gorgie McButter March 31, 2003

gurbis

adj. Bullshit...when cussing is not aloud

This is a bunch of gurbis

Teacher: Your grade is gurbis in this class

by Jena M. November 20, 2007

Gurpish

The act of being lazy, incompetent and overall stupid.

Additonally, you could look like a guppy.

Gurpreet is very stupid and is thus gurpish.

by Hoboman November 26, 2003

gurbis

a various substance, usually an unknown substance; can also be used in lieu of the word "crap" or "garbage"; can also be used as a verb, meaning "to mess up"

"Dude, you've got some kind of gurbis on your face. Use a napkin already!"
*or*
"He gurbised up the whole prank when he started laughing."

by BellaSara81 December 9, 2007

gargish

The feeling of nausea and/or fatigue.

I felt gargish when I landed, it was such a horrible flight.

by NooberCrooser October 16, 2014

gurtis

adj- being totally lame. see douche

man is that kid gurtis

by Willie O April 30, 2006