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guinness

(1725 -1803) Irish brewer. In the late 1700s he developed a dark version of porter that still bears his name.
you stupid twat, drink some guinness during the football or stfu you mad cunt
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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Guileless

free from any intent to deceive or impress others.
she was an easy-going, guileless young woman who was comfortable just being herself.
by Justin Victor Knight March 2, 2009
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Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.
You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.
by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015
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guinness

With a Capital 'G'. So good that it surpasses the qualification of 'beer'.

Guinness is a type of (some say the textbook definition of) stout. Like a typical stout, it is dark in colour, almost black and has a mildly bitter mellow taste. The creamy head that is commonly associated with a pull off the tap can be approximated using patented "widget" technology in cans. When pulling a pint off of a tap, it is customary to fill the glass roughly 2/3 to 3/4 full and let it sit before pulling the head.

Contrary to popular belief, Guinness may taste heavy, but actually is very low in alcohol and has less calories per serving than Coors Light making it a perfect anytime drink. Another bit of trivia- It is law in Ireland that if a barkeep tips or spills the head of your Guinness, you are entitled to a fresh one.
"Guinness is a wonderful stout."

"Two pints of Guinness, please"

"No, I will not trade you a Guinness for one of your Heinekens"
by Phalaeo August 30, 2007
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rosencrantz and guildenstern

interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.
by qcmonkey August 9, 2009
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Guinness Pig

"Hey, save some for us, you Guinness Pig! What are you trying to do, set a Guinness Drinking Record?"
by Mike Cox November 24, 2006
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Guinness Eels

The name given to live born young that result from a night of drinking alot of Guinness.

The young are often born in rivers and semi private places near bars and sailors.

Singular: Guiness eel if only one intact log is present.
"You lads down stream swimming, watch out! Guinness eels headed your way!"
by LittleTed August 6, 2017
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