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self-guilt

person 1: you ever feel down?
person 2: yeah, all the self-guilt too.
by Amber77432 July 8, 2019
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Guillermo

Handsome, good looking, usually have a big cock and are not afraid to use it
Guillermo big cock
by Malnourished March 19, 2021
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Guilty Wank

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.
Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.
by Moriartius August 18, 2010
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Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.
by Heartwand January 13, 2021
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Masturbation guilt

The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.
"Oh God, what have I done? I did not just masturbate to bestiality.. talk about masturbation guilt.
by GunaDK January 19, 2012
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GUILLOM

Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:

1. it's French.

2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).

3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.

4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
GUILLOM
by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021
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stalker guilt syndrome

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.
Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!
by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008
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