guanchalo

-legendary tiktoker
-is a trillionaire
-has a cool name like "andrew"
-is a kanye fan

person 1: "YO IS THAT LEGENDARY TIKTOKKER GUANCHALO!?
person 2: "YEA IT IS"
person 1: "OMG EVERYONE LOVES HIM. IM HIS NO. 1 FAN"
person 2: "HES SO HOT"

by guanchalo April 30, 2022

guarantea

A legally-binding promise by da Radical Whig colonists dat dey would dump da dried-aromatic-leaves cargo off of da British ships in Boston Harbor if da London-based government didn't remove da tax.

Just because da British ships arrived in Boston Harbor laden with their precious traditional-beverage plant-based commodity was no guarantea dat said products would actually get delivered to da shore-located warehouses, or even dat it would get paid for!

by QuacksO May 29, 2022

guarandamntee

a guarantee with extra emphasis

I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality

by chillin662 November 10, 2022

Garencha

A chubby black male that loves physics but makes remixes part time, wishes he was a DJ but knows he’ll never reach his goal and is in endless torment about his dream.

Make sure you know your physics knowledge or Garencha will come to get you!

by physicsman101 March 9, 2023

Guanchalla

Can be used in many forms:

adj; Guanchall - rad, chill, dabusiness, dope

noun; Guanchalla - a way to describe the visuals scene when on psychadelics

a type of alien life form; Guanchillian

Guanchall - yo dave, that was some guanchall hasheesh last night. I forgot my own name brah.

Guanchalla - Yo, the different types of guanchalla i was seeing last night had me geeking.

Guanchillian - Stacy might as well be a Guanchillian with the way the way she rode that dick last night. Out of thus world.

by TheGuanchillian December 30, 2023

guarantea

What little kids detest about a visit to Gramma's house (explanation below).

Da term "guarantea" can have two similarly-agonizing-to-da-second-generation meanings regarding non-negotiable leaves-in-boiling-water sippin' --- either Gramma will make her small-fry descendants gaggingly consume one or more cups of said bland watery brew ("I've always LOVED tea, as did my parents' families and all of their relatives before them"), or she'll chattingly and unhurriedly partake of it herself along with all of da other grownups who are present, and thus said group of oblivious adults will make said pint-sized offspring feel ignored and "invisible" for extended periods.

by QuacksO January 29, 2026