Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

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The guiding tube

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.

by Buhdi February 24, 2011

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A completely prejudiced and stereotypical saying used by ignorant homophobes to justify not giving orphaned children to gay parents. This is based on the belief that all gay people are pedophiles, which is hateful and mean.

"We can't let those fags have kids, they'll just use them as sex toys! Its like the fox guarding the chicken coop!" "Dude, i'm not even gay and I know thats f*cked up.

by imgettingbored March 27, 2011

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Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

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fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

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