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grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.
Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!
by Clash May 13, 2005
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Grumpkin

Name for a not fully ripe pumpkin that is green instead of orange like a ripe pumpkin is.
Look at that grumpkin!! It's not even ripe yet.
by Zaladeus September 24, 2025
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grumpkin

Dude i just took a Grumpkin.
or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.
by CGH16 September 2, 2007
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Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.
"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"
by Jacob Onealyneal May 21, 2016
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Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.
"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."
by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017
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Grumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin while angry
Dude this girl gave me the best grumpkin last night
by QtBann May 10, 2024
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