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Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
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Reverse Grooming

The act of representing yourself in a misleading way, on-line, for the purpose of securing a date with a person older than you.

In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
Reverse Grooming in action:

“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”

Becomes:

“Rachel,

My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
by Tom_135 May 26, 2011
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gothing

when a distinctly non goth person goes to a goth club dressed up in over the top goth wear, to blend in and otherwise observe goths in thier natural habitat.
"hey im bored, wanna go gothing tonight?"
by Shinigami Dani July 20, 2003
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Gootching

A word used to describe what happens when you pool together about $200 cash, buy a car, scrape the VIN numbers off and drink a bunch of coors light, then go and rally some logging roads. Includes but is not limited to taking the car off dirt bike jumps, and lighting it on fire. The vehicle is then referred to as a "gootch". Allowed modifications include attaching an ether spray bottle to the intake for getting that extra power.
"Snoop and I took the gootch to go pick the girls up and head to the party, but we drank all the (insert shitty beer here) and ended up gootching instead".
by swenceslaoe June 4, 2019
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Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009
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Grooming the Wookie

My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!
by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006
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Grooming the Great Dane

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
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