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Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.
by stordiford October 27, 2011
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Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.
Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan
by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021
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Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.
"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"
by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011
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grinning

The toothless look on the face of an old person.

Further used to reference anything old.
Grandma is really grinning today.

By the time this pizza arrives I'll be grinning
by donjon May 17, 2007
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Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls
A Groning is a God
by Groning October 1, 2019
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groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009
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Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.
Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!
by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017
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