african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010

Gogged

When you see a lad on the street and you for a good ol' gogg, but you get gogged yourself.

Person 1: Damn heard you got in a fight last night
Person 2: Yeah, he absolutely gogged me

by Buggajayjay June 24, 2018

Goggle gods

The goggle gods are a group of gods who know everything, they will grant their worshippers this knowledge but will be disappointed if one doesn't make anyone uncomfortable at least once a day.

Read: Sakura (How to obtain a reverse harem in Naruto) for further information. It is available on wattpad.

Hail the goggle gods!
The goggle gods blessed me with this knowledge.

by Oh come onnnnn February 25, 2021

Car Goggles

The phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. Phenomenon is magnified when sunglasses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.

Did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue STI??!! Was she hot or did I just have my car goggles on?

by xmanSTi January 20, 2009

Bitch Goggles

Designer sunglasses of the feminine sort that scream wealth, glamour, and sophistication. The trend (as with most things trendy)seems to be the bigger, the better. In addition to blocking out rays from suns in distant galaxies, serving as a racoonine substitute for makeup, and masking your blood-shot, coke-glazed eyes from prying gazes; these sunglasses do tremendous wonders for the feminine mystique. Must have accessories include the latest model camera-phone, a lit cigarette (preferably menthol), ugg-style boots, and a frilly mini-skirt.

Samantha's new bitch goggles failed to hide the haggard features brought on by lengthy tanning sessions, chain-smoking, and excessive partying.

by Gregory Barlikas June 29, 2005

Graggy Ice

The official alcoholic drink of Riot (game studio), the makers of the game League of Legends. Gragas is a character in game, who carries around a keg of homemade brew around. The keg in question is also used as a weapon. Said keg contains a homemade brew known as Graggy Ice. Gragas' best friends are Olaf the Viking (Brolaf), and Udyr (Dudeyr).

Yo, lets go drink some graggy ice with Brolaf and Dudeyr.

by Jayru November 27, 2010