grock

Another word for a bald penis.

I have a grock so that when I'm getting head my girl isn't flossing.

by grock101 November 25, 2016

grockle

one who pays the wages of many young people in sea-side/picturesque towns.
one who enables a lot of businesses in sea-side/picturesque towns to remain open, when they would have otherwise died.

shop-keep- "heads up, grockle in store"
grockle spends up big.
shop-keep makes small profit on sale.

by boggis maximus February 7, 2009

grockle

The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster

Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

It makes her feel sick when you grockle like that.

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Grocky

When somebody is staggering after taking a pounding.

The dude in the white trunks got up but he's still grocky.

by Chibiza May 11, 2018

Grock

A Grock is a chinese Glock.

Cho Seng Hui had a grock.

by poopsta March 13, 2008

Grock

Verb:
1. To feel the cosmic energy, to draw knowledge from any energy source, be it a person, a tree, or light.
Easiest while under the effects of entheogens, although Ganja has been known to help.
2. To do something to one's fullest capacity.
3. To have one's third-eyed opened.
Comes from the word Grok, meaning to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed, from Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 book, "Stranger in a Strange Land."

1. "Grock Sharzar's glorious silver light."
2. "I'm Grocking the holy living shit out of my guitar right now."
3. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

by The Good Friar August 28, 2013

Grock-retarded

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality

"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"

by love4lyrics August 9, 2007