groan tube

when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.
by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011
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groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009
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M. Night Groan

The collective groan that occurs when writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's name appears in the trailer for a movie.
An M. Night Groan erupted when the audience saw that Devil was "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan."
by Night Hater September 23, 2010
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Moans N' Groans

Guy #1 - Hey dude, turn the volume down! I don't wanna hear those Moans N' Groans!
by J Diddles March 8, 2009
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Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.
Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
by SarahsAir March 1, 2010
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Nickelodeon Groan

A reassuring groan and/or sentence used to show the audience that a character survived something they clearly shouldn't have. This is usually done to appease the censors and ensure the rating isn't artificially jacked up as a result. The term was originally coined by moderately popular cartoon reviewer "Overanalyzing Avatar".
There it is again, that stupid Nickelodeon Groan.
by Weegeeman November 26, 2021
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groaning

zendaya and i started 69ing and then we went to the kitchen and he slammed me on the sink faucet and i started groaning then the kitchen faucet inside me started making
when i suck dick on weed i groan
groaning is an act of moan from being sexuality aroused
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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