1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't
care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch
nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me
mercy"