graspability

The amout of grabbing that can be done on ones ass; How much meat can be gotten one grab of the ass

timmy: man your girlfriend has a nice ass
tristen: dude stfu
timmy: dude what i cant help she has nice graspability
tristen: yea i cant blame you

by 145beast July 14, 2009

Grasarlia

The color of the clouds during sunset

Wow! That’s the most beautiful shade of grasarlia I’ve ever seen!

by grasarlia December 8, 2019

regina grasman

she’s literally the best person ever, she’s always there for you, and will take care of you. she sometimes makes scenarios in her head and her insecurities get to her but her friends always help. also that hoe is such goals,

random person: regina grasman is a hœ
me: she’s the best hœ

by ydhehjakn April 11, 2019

Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

grassacre

the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn

combines the words grass and massacre

"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"

"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."

by mzlizz August 1, 2009

Peter Gaskarth

The father of All Time Low's Alex Gaskarth. he likes to woo people with his british accent; talking about powerful combinations and "tag-a-longs". Peter does not enjoy Alexander's dog Baz or "Boz" because he frequently goes to the loo in his posh suburban house.

Peter Gaskarth: "so we thought we'd tag-a-long"

by sexual man chocolate July 26, 2010

gracka

another name for a white person who has spice.

zamer: she became a gracka when she dyed her hair brown!!
tamer: dam so true!

by ggggggg1234232 January 24, 2022