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The Ole Grandfather Cock 

sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.
when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.

grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...

teach your grandfather to fuck 

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.
He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

GrandFather Sauce 

GrandFather Sauce Meaning: A man of the age 60 or older's diarrhea
Bob: Wholly shit it smells like GrandFather Sauce, Dave, Do something about it.

Grandfatherphobia 

The fear of grandfathers.
My friend is afraid of my grandfather, I think he has grandfatherphobia!

grandfatherphobia 

Being scared of grandpas
My friend Nev has grandfatherphobia