Grimming

Making a large bet in HSNL poker, with a dominated hand, which is technically defunct based on the most basic of probabilities.

Lol - I knew teh fish was Grimming it, so I called with middle pair. Ship teh 5k holla.

by bbv4life November 7, 2006

Gremming

The contorting of the face in a gremlin like fashion; usually noted with squinting and/or closing of the eyes, widely opening the mouth, and sticking out one's tongue as far as possible with the intention of engaging in pseudo-sexual behaviours and/or exercising such desires. Drooling saliva from the mouth is optional. Gremlins are known for participating in such behaviour when excited, having a good time or about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.

Check out Brian gremming over there! He must be thrilled he finally got that chick’s number!

Those girls couldn’t stop gremming as we took pictures of the male strippers giving them lap dances at Jenna’s birthday party.

Amanda revealed herself as a gremlin when someone tried to take a picture of her and she opened her grem-latch and stuck her tongue wide out in excitement.

by whackattack10 May 6, 2010

Gramping

The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.

"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"

by Gronksucker August 13, 2020

Gromming

Gromming (v): When a woman submerged in water farts and the air bubble moves towards her front and goes inside of her vagina.

Josh: Haha, I farted.
Chris: But no air bubbles came up.
Josh: That's cuz I'm gromming it.
Chris: Aw, sick dude! Your puss smells like a wet fart box!!!

by Toffer666 September 20, 2020

Grimming

Grimming means the opposite of grooming. In which a minor "grooms" an adult.

Prisoner A: So what are you in for?
Prisoner B: I'm in for grimming a mentally unstable 21 year old

by GrimmerRumbl3 November 10, 2020

Gromming

The act of pulling one’s hair in a downward motion to encourage hairline growth further down the scalp. Used by the looksmaxxing community to combat balding in men.

“Have you seen Mark recently, I think he got a hair transplant?”

“Nah man, he’s just been gromming a lot recently. He’s trying to looksmax.”

by S. Moomin March 20, 2024

grumming

to date or hookup within a friend group; synonym for friendcest.
(also: to grum, grummer, etc.)

"I think that friend group has hooked up or dated in every possible combination."
"Yeah, that friend group is constantly grumming."

by unles3 June 2, 2024