by ashpreshmij December 07, 2011
All these morons are pissing me off!
People think that they're so smart when they come in here as grammar experts when they really don't know a single thing about it. "Got" is a real word and it has a real use and almost no one knows it. People will often say "I got to go to the store" when it should be "I have to go to the store". People will also say "I got three dollars" when it should be "I have three dollars". But, the correct usage of "got" is the past tense of "get". This version of "got" should be able to be replaced with "received". For example, "I got a computer last year" IS a correct English sentence.
People think that they're so smart when they come in here as grammar experts when they really don't know a single thing about it. "Got" is a real word and it has a real use and almost no one knows it. People will often say "I got to go to the store" when it should be "I have to go to the store". People will also say "I got three dollars" when it should be "I have three dollars". But, the correct usage of "got" is the past tense of "get". This version of "got" should be able to be replaced with "received". For example, "I got a computer last year" IS a correct English sentence.
by Lelacdescygnes June 03, 2006
a word used in place of "have" when "have" would be more appropriate. "Got" referrs to just receiving something, whereas "have" means that you already own it.
CORRECT
1. I got no presents for Christmas last year.
2. I have no talent when it comes to dancing.
INCORRECT
1. Have you got any shorts?
(Do you have any shorts?)
1. I got no presents for Christmas last year.
2. I have no talent when it comes to dancing.
INCORRECT
1. Have you got any shorts?
(Do you have any shorts?)
by Level 12 August 05, 2005
Verb: The act of telling a white lie and getting "caught" or "got" by multiple people at the same time.
Most frequently told as a story about an individual at a gathering to produce comedic laughter, shame, or ridicule.
Can also be a successful prank with multiple layers and people resulting in public humiliation.
Most frequently told as a story about an individual at a gathering to produce comedic laughter, shame, or ridicule.
Can also be a successful prank with multiple layers and people resulting in public humiliation.
Girl 1: You know Felicia?
Girl 2: Yaaaaa
Girl 1: She "got got got" by Chris
Girls: Bye Felicia!
CroMagnon 1: Dat funny!
CroMagnon 2: Huh? Wah?
CroMagnon 1: TumTum "got got got!"
Girl 2: Yaaaaa
Girl 1: She "got got got" by Chris
Girls: Bye Felicia!
CroMagnon 1: Dat funny!
CroMagnon 2: Huh? Wah?
CroMagnon 1: TumTum "got got got!"
by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022
An ambiguous term used to express that a potential hook-up/romantic interest/etc. possesses multiple, unnamed desirable qualities—most commonly material ones (i.e. desirable physical characteristics, wealth or the trappings thereof, etc.)— that the speaker asserts makes the person being spoken about more attractive than other potentials.
"Got" can be seen as trumping "hot" when one is choosing between multiple "hot" possibilities.
It is likely/possible that the usage evolved from the more common "s/he's hot," either from conventional informal phonetic play or even from internet/typo humor (as in teh), as the "g" character is adjacent to the "h" character on keyboards using the standard qwerty layout.
"Got" can be seen as trumping "hot" when one is choosing between multiple "hot" possibilities.
It is likely/possible that the usage evolved from the more common "s/he's hot," either from conventional informal phonetic play or even from internet/typo humor (as in teh), as the "g" character is adjacent to the "h" character on keyboards using the standard qwerty layout.
"Yeah, Dewey and them are ok and all, but Don's got and single, you know?"
"I'm asking Marisha out, 'cos she's got—end of story."
"I need more than hot—I need someone who's got."
"I'm asking Marisha out, 'cos she's got—end of story."
"I need more than hot—I need someone who's got."
by illovich June 17, 2009
when someone cant talk right or process information quick enough, when talking. said in a sarcastic tone.
also from tommy boy.
also from tommy boy.
when trying to recite a punch line to a joke,
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbit {but its actually frostbite}
hmmm.. got that?
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbit {but its actually frostbite}
hmmm.. got that?
by i got that man February 09, 2009
by GOT June 03, 2008